Actual Questions posed to the National Park Service...

• Everglades National Park:
  • Are the alligators real?
  • Where are all the rides?
  • What time does the two o'clock bus leave?
• Mesa Verde National Park:
  • Did people build this, or did Indians?
  • Why did they build the ruins so close to the road?
  • Do you know of any undiscovered ruins?
  • Why did the Indians decide to live in Colorado?
• Carlsbad Caverns National Park:
  • How much of the cave is underground?
  • So what's in the unexplored part of the cave?
  • How many Ping-Pong balls would it take to fill this up?
• Yosemite National Park:
  • Where are the cages for the animals?
  • What time of year do you turn on Yosemite Falls?
  • What happened to the other half of Half Dome?
• Denali National Park:
  • What time do you feed the bears?
  • Can you show me where yeti lives?
  • How often do you mow the tundra?
  • How much does Mount McKinley weigh?
• Yellowstone National Park:
  • Does Old Faithful erupt at night?
  • When does the guy who turns it on get to sleep?
  • We had no trouble finding the park entrances, but where are the exits?